| University College Dublin
Department of Computer ScienceClass of 1993/1994
Some Quotes
The following is a list of people (possibly members of staff) whom we may have
encountered in our years at UCD. For the purposes of protecting the innocent,
they shall remain nameless - only an artist's impression and a few words shall point
you in the right direction.
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| "3DM is just like the bees and the flowers"
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| "It occurs to me that your project is of no use whatsoever"
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| "Well, support systems, CASE and other tools (all costing £1,000's) support
these methodologies, processes, techniques, modelling methods, principles,
procedures, philosophies, etc. that could all be done by simply circling the thing
with a red pen."
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| "As my learned colleague Dr. Patel may have told you ..."
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| "Ah yes, you're quite right, I made a mistake"
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| "No self respecting computer scientist ever goes near a machine"
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| "I don't see any reason why someone should not pass this paper"
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| "You take a full dump on a Friday, and an incremental one every few days"
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| "Whatever you think yourself"
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| "I'm an innocent mon"
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| "You tell me"
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| "It may take a while. I think I've locked myself out of my room."
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| "It's all jolly interesting, but is it really AI?"
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| "Chomsky is a bastard"
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| "No!"
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| "You've been Melvined"
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| "Yes, but ..."
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