Intro
First of all welcome to GP 2 and already we have to thank people. Thanks to all of you who read no. 1 and encouraged us to get this one into your hands. (More food for your head). Also to Mr. Fingers (RSI) and Duke Luke'Em for setting us up in CyberSpace. The intro was devised during a well attended poorly disciplined meeting with Dr. Benway, Scratch, Frosty and Duke along with the spirit of Buddah and the pinch of the essence of Robert Nestor Marley. Now all dem Youth come read the zine….

Eh OHH NA NA NA Peace in a Northern Province
What's Happened since last we spoke. Well Peace has landed on all sides up North.

Unfortunately inadequate provision was made for the prominent pschyopath/sociopath community - you know the Kill them All and let God sort them out brigade. In a Gandiesque gesture one brave son of Ulster plugged two into the back of the head of a Gervaghy Road resident days after the peace deal. David Ervine (PUP member) said "We can no longer blame the Politicians...it's up to the people to make this work." Evidently he's trying out for the part of Pontious Pilot in this interesting new cast for Jesus Christ Superstar. Presumably Gerry is going for the part of ye olde Superstar himself. Centurians are played by the Ruc those monobrowed trigger happy funboys.

So a 30 years of troubles are behinds us, I blamed El Nino myself for that and the weather. It looks like we're being told to disarm your desires. Here's to the new police force be them orange or green or something inbetween. Look out for community policing listings coming to a mural near you. It don't matter what the colour of the uniform, it's still a uniform and those suckers still have authority.

OTHER EVENTS
Imagine never eating a thing with a face on it only to succumb to the big c. Well that's what happened to Linda MC Cartney when she died from Cancer after spending her last weeks composing love ballads with husband Paul. A woman we'll remember here for having more dope busts than Gill Scott Heron at Dublin airport. But porbably better remembered as the woman who invented Chicken Kieve without the chicken or the Veggie Burger (Guaranteed no more meat than the average big mac).

WHAM BAM THANK YOU SIR
George Michael in his most impressive performance since the Wham days - was arrested in a Beverly Hills (park) Toilet for being lewd. I've never been lewd but I've been rude - but the question remains; what exactly was he doing ? If they're going to start arresting people for wanking in the states then that place is definitely wearing the bible belt to tight. Talk about arrested development. How can you get done for wanking in the place where there's the highest concentration of wankers on the planet ?? Entrapment or not George found his way out of the closet and is much happier these days. To celebrate the George in George’s street erected a new sign to commemorate this coming out.