The Evidence Against Imelda
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The State of MELD v Imelda, aka "The Empress Imelda", MCMXCVIII This is some of the evidence presented by the State of MELD in its successful prosecution of Imelda (aka "The Empress Imelda") for the abuse and corruption of her virtual domain. By Order of the Supreme Court of MELD this document is to be displayed prominently in her place of incarceration so that others may see the error of her ways. EXHIBIT 1: Imelda's pretty funky web page This little horror displays breaches of almost every cardinal rule of tasteful Web design and is an offence against the senses. EXHIBIT 2: The so-called Nerd Test This "test" strives to be insulting to everyone who tries it, regardless of their degree of technical ability or sense of humour. EXHIBIT 3: Desecration of the Sacred Temple The MELD Temple of Light was desecrated with graffiti and attempts were made to strip the temple of its fixtures. EXHIBIT 4: The Martian Hoax Where Imelda fraudulently announced to the world that she had made contact with Martians. |