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Paddy English Man , Paddy Irish Man and Paddy Scots Man were in
a playground. A man at the slide said that the slide was magic.Paddy
Englishman and Paddy Irishman believed him.Paddy Scotsman didn't.
The man at the slide said that whatever you say going down the
slide is what you will land in. Paddy Englishman went down the
slide and said: "Gold", and landed in gold. Paddy Irishman
went down and said:Silver, and landed in silver. As Paddy Scotsman
didn't believe him he went down and said:weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!and
landed in a pot of wee.
Paddy Englishman , Paddy Irishman , Paddy Scotsman were in a desert
and their car broke down. They decided to walk to the nearest
town Paddy English man said he would take the the radiator water
, Paddy Irishman said that he would have the windscreen washer
water and Paddy Scotsman said he that he would take the door because
if he got hot hot he could roll down the window.
Why was the rabbit laughing ?
Paddy the Englishman was driving down a road when the car stopped
for no reason he got out opened the bonnet and looked blankly
into where the engine was. Next thing a black horse stuck his
head over the fence and said "CHECK THE BATTERY CONNECTIONS"
. Paddy the Englishman did as he was told and the next thing the
car started. He hopped in and drove off as fast as I could.
Danny was in a plane and it was going to crash . He was a very
heavy drinker. He got a two parachutes, He put one on himself
and the other one on a trolly of drinks. He pushed the trolly
out first and jumped out after it. He landed in a tree and the
trolly landed just out of reach of the drinks.The pur man they
a long to find him .Oh yea!!The plane landed safely .Finally he
got a bottle of beer.
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Hollies fun jokes
Slide Joke
Desert Joke
Rabbit Joke
Because a hair was tickling his bum !
Horse joke
Later he met Paddy the Irishman and told him where it had happened.
Paddy the Irishman told him he was lucky that it was the black
horse. Paddy the English man asked why ? Paddy the Irishman said
" because the white Horse knows nothing about cars."
Plane Crash
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