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Slide Joke

Paddy English Man , Paddy Irish Man and Paddy Scots Man were in a playground. A man at the slide said that the slide was magic.Paddy Englishman and Paddy Irishman believed him.Paddy Scotsman didn't. The man at the slide said that whatever you say going down the slide is what you will land in. Paddy Englishman went down the slide and said: "Gold", and landed in gold. Paddy Irishman went down and said:Silver, and landed in silver. As Paddy Scotsman didn't believe him he went down and said:weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!and landed in a pot of wee.

Desert Joke

Paddy Englishman , Paddy Irishman , Paddy Scotsman were in a desert and their car broke down. They decided to walk to the nearest town Paddy English man said he would take the the radiator water , Paddy Irishman said that he would have the windscreen washer water and Paddy Scotsman said he that he would take the door because if he got hot hot he could roll down the window.

Rabbit Joke

Why was the rabbit laughing ?
Because a hair was tickling his bum !

Horse joke

Paddy the Englishman was driving down a road when the car stopped for no reason he got out opened the bonnet and looked blankly into where the engine was. Next thing a black horse stuck his head over the fence and said "CHECK THE BATTERY CONNECTIONS" . Paddy the Englishman did as he was told and the next thing the car started. He hopped in and drove off as fast as I could.
Later he met Paddy the Irishman and told him where it had happened. Paddy the Irishman told him he was lucky that it was the black horse. Paddy the English man asked why ? Paddy the Irishman said " because the white Horse knows nothing about cars."

Plane Crash

Danny was in a plane and it was going to crash . He was a very heavy drinker. He got a two parachutes, He put one on himself and the other one on a trolly of drinks. He pushed the trolly out first and jumped out after it. He landed in a tree and the trolly landed just out of reach of the drinks.The pur man they a long to find him .Oh yea!!The plane landed safely .Finally he got a bottle of beer.
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