What ever happened to Garner Elerbee? (Gregory Allen Williams) Mitch's good friend would patrol the beach, apprehend criminals and hang out with our skimpily clad chums. Then all of a sudden, he disappeared without any explanation. However, he's not bitter. Using his resources, he's tracked down some photos the Baywatch crew hoped you'd never see. Bring back Garner, and Greg just might consider burning them! Update: Greg made a guest appearence in the episode "Night of the Dolphin", so his little plan seems to be working.

In the days before "Baywatch", Alexandra Paul's hairdryer got stuck on high power, and as a result she got a part in big-haired mini-series "Paper Dolls" with Darryl Hannah (left). Hope the 12 cans of hairspray you used to keep up that barnet was ozone-friendly, Alex!

Gena Lee Nolin wins first prize at the annual "Baywatch" gurning (that's the proper term for face pulling, fact fans) contest. Careful, Gena. If the wind changes, you'll be left like that. Oops! Too late...

Pamela Anderson Lee is a cheery sort, isn't she? All geared up and raring to go for another fun-filled day on the "Baywatch" set. Then again, maybe not. It is five a.m. after all! Cheer up Pam, only another thirteen hours to go!

It's an early shot of Billy Warlock! Relaxing in the sun and working on that mahogany tan. Don't think much of his "trendy" hair-"do" or the ghastly yellow and white polka dot lilo.

Yikes! Who's this "handsome" young man with the vacent eyes? None other than David Hasselhoff as he appeared in his high-school yearbook. Notice the excess of make-up, the airbrushed features and the trick of not looking into the camera. Even at an early age, David had pefected the how-to-act-in-"Baywatch" technique.

Speaking of embarassing yearbook photographs, who's this homely frump with the mousey hair? None other than Pamela Anderson Lee! When quizzed, she said "Plastic surgery? Never heard of it."

Check out Nicole Eggert's new hair-do! She's chilling out in a rasta-style. Dread-locks? Dread-ful more like.

Open up an say "Aaah!". Or maybe Jaason Simmons has just caught sight of the lovely Nicole's hair disaster.

Okay if you look closely, you'll see that David Chokachi is wearing a skirt in this picture and he doesn't even look embarrassed. The shame of it! His luggage got lost on a promotional trip to Scotland and he had to borrow some of Gena's clothes.

Well, if you can count on only one thing, it'll be the fact that Yasmine Bleeth always looks gorgeous in her photographs. Er.. hang on, what's this? Judging by that triple chin and those goggle eyes, Yasmine's auditioning for the part of Vanessa Feltz in her bio-pic.

No wonder David Charvet and Nicole Eggert look sheepish. They thought that these were the type of swimming costumes worn by people in England. Duh!

Looks like Donna D'Errico took her part in "Candyman III: City of the Dead" a little too seriously. And I thought she was playing the heroine! This girl's got bite. Or maybe she's auditioning for a blood-sucking part in "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"?