The Five Biggest Goofballs I
Know!
July 17th, 2004
Sorry it has taken so long to continue my list...but the more I have thought
about it, there are more than 5 idiots who deserve to be "honored" on my
list...Therefore, we will have a couple of ties, starting with Goofball[s] #3.
#3 Tie: Mark and Chuck Conley [two generations of Goofballs] and Justin Case
I first met the father and son idiot combo of Chuck [Sr. Goofball] and
Mark [Jr. Goofball] through a ref named Bill Smith [an honorary
goofball himself]. Chuck had actually been a part of the Scufflin'
Hillbillies tag team in the 1940's and 1950's, having main evented in
Madison Square Garden. With that said...He is still an idiot.
They originally started driving the ref to my shows in 1996 and 1997. The would
show up and come into the locker room and want me to have the top Babyface do an
in ring introduction of them. If you can picture it, there is somebody like
Ricky Morton or the Batten Twins in the middle of the ring trying
their best to make these idiots sound important to the fans at the shows. Mark [Jr.
Idiot] would then proceed to dress in the locker room, and ask when his match
was. Being the kind hearted guy that I am, I would let him get into the Battle
Royal or let him be security, etc... He had an absolute terrible build, was a
goofball in the locker room, and no one could stand to be around him.
Finally, I was driving home after a show one night, and Mark's car is broke down
in the middle of a two lane road, blocking both lanes!! I pull up behind him,
and get out to see what is wrong. He hops out of his car, and says that he just
can't understand why I don't put him in the main event! He just knows that he
has more talent than anyone that I have in the company, and he feels that I am
not using him properly!!! I had finally had enough!! I told him that if he ever
steps foot into the locker room in one of my shows ever again, I would
personally stretch him in front of his entire family.
I didn't hear from him again, but about 2 years ago, someone came up to me and
said that they had heard a rumor that Mark and I were going to the WWE to
redo the Demolition gimmick... This guy is just a T-Total idiot!!
Next time, I will let everyone know about one of the worst wrestling managers
that I have ever met... Justin Case!!"
Keep the Faith!
Scotty Ace
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